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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: jaayrice, via katywildeperryfans)

(via shit-thatblows)
That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back
NIGGA I LOVE YOU
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(via unbroken-firework)
That awkward moment when UST Main Building is like Hogwarts.
Benta talaga UST kapag umuulan! HAHAHAHAHA!
OH NOOO, PANO BUKAS?! :OO HAHAHAHA!
















